hi, i like you (3):

hi i like you, because you're really really hot and just so i don't come off as superficial, your character seems amazing from a stranger's (creeper) point of view. i don't think i have ever thought anyone in real life to be that hot and larmy says i've attached 4-different adjectives to her insult to you (she calls you a rabbit... jeez) but that's because her insult is invalid and you look awesome. like neon trees "i wanna be more than friends". but then again, we need to be friends first and i don't know how to break the stranger-creeper barrier between us. 

hi i like you, even though you made me so embarrassed with myself for doing something thoroughly foolish. oh well, you're still gorgeous.

hi i like you, ACTUALLY I'M FUCKING PISSED AT YOU RIGHT NOW AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY THIS SOMEWHERE, ANYWHERE. you are so annoying and i don't know what you're trying to do because you're incredulously capricious like that one katy perry song where she rants about her beau being hot n' cold. sheesh, either leave me the hell alone or be a little more consistent. i'm not an emotional towel that's always hanging on the rack you know. the more i think about it the more livid i get. 

hi i like you, actually i don't. i feel the same for you as the aforementioned individual but i'm not as pissed, more of annoyed. but if you're gonna be like this in the long-term then seriously, just piss off. ugh. and i'm seriously peeved when people ask or say something obscure and i reply "huh?" or "what?" to clarify but you go "nothing, nvm".